Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Inspirational Speech America Needs (The One)

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dog riding monkey guy gives speechIf you're a diehard Urlbot you probably already know about the monkeys that ride dogs and herd goats at minor league baseball games, but unless you watched seven minutes into the YouTube video, you probably missed the important speech trainer Tim "Wild Thang" Lepard made. Don't worry, though, because someone's put together a video of just his speech and it's getting a lot of attention.

It makes perfect sense, honestly. It's like I've always said: if you're gonna take advice from somebody in this world, it should be a man who owns an American flag pickup truck and a bunch of tiny saddles.





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Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather: Why We'd Rather Watch Money May's Next Bout

 

Floyd Mayweather hasn’t fought since defeating Shane Mosley by unanimous decision in May 2010. In June, he announced through his twitter account that he would be returning to the ring against the up and coming Victor Ortiz.

The fight will be for the WBC world championship on September 17 and is a fight certain to entertain boxing fans. The fight everyone is waiting to see is Floyd vs. Manny Pacquiao, but Mayweather/Ortiz  is actually the fight you want to watch.

You should be anticipating this fight because for one, it’s actually set in stone to happen. People can predict wins for both Mayweather and Pacquiao in their upcoming fights so that the two could square off against each other, but that’s way down the road from now.

IF all goes well for both fighters in their matches later this year, the earliest they could possibly meet is spring 2012. That’s a lot of “ifs” and too far down the road to overlook boxing until that fight happens.

The second reason is because Mayweather hasn’t been in the ring since May 2010 and has only fought twice in the last two years. In 2009, he beat Juan Manuel Marquez and then, of course, last year’s fight with Mosley.

Some are starting to whisper about an aging Mayweather and how the young Ortiz has a good chance of beating him. If Mayweather comes out even a little rusty against Ortiz he not only may lose the first couple of rounds, he may even get knocked down because Ortiz has one-punch knockout power.

The third reason to be excited for the Mayweather vs. Ortiz showdown is simply due to the difference in fight styles.

Victor Ortiz is a southpaw, like Pacquiao, which makes people believe Mayweather chose him as a warm up for Pacquiao. Additionally, similar to Pacquiao, Ortiz is a straight forward volume puncher. He throws a lot of punches, chases opponents around the ring relentlessly, and can absorb punches as well.

Mayweather is a counter-puncher who likes to pick his opponents apart as they throw punches at him. He is great at defense, and prefers to punch only when an opportunity presents itself.

Because of Ortiz’ uncanny similarities to Pacquiao, the Mayweather/Ortiz bout will be the closest thing to Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, for now. In the meantime, the Mayweather/Ortiz pay-per-view bout will do more than suffice.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Eden Wood Lays Out Her Post-Pageant Career Goals on 'The View' (VIDEO)

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Eden Wood performs on 'The View'Eden Wood recently retired from the pageant circuit and 'Toddlers & Tiaras' at age six, but she's still in show business. Wood performed Monday on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated on ABC), and also answered questions about what she plans to do with her post-pageant career.

"I thought that we could just go and spend a little time and do my other things," said Wood. When Barbara Walters wanted to know what those other things were, Wood replied, "my career." To further clarify, Walters asked what Wood thought she would be at seven or eight. "Well, probably being a super star," she said.

 

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Watch Three David Hasselhoffs Meet in 'Same Name' Premiere (VIDEO)

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Same NameIn CBS's 'Same Name,' celebrities will trade lives with ordinary folk who share their very famous name. First up? None other than 'Baywatch' star David Hasselhoff.

The series premiere (Sun., July 24 at 9PM) sees Hoff trade lives with Texan David Hasselhoff Jr. In the preview video below, Hoff meets Hoff Jr. As if that weren't enough for you, Hoff Sr. is also there to get in on the Hoffy times.

After the hugs and introduction, celeb-Hoff whips out some autographs for the family to show off to their fellow Lake Jackson residents.

Watch the preview after the jump.

 

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Cardboard Gods: Card Collecting Just Ain't What It Used to Be

It's good to know I am not alone.  At least Josh Wilker knows what it is like to grow up with your best friends being two-inch pictures printed on cardboard.

Wilker's book Cardboard Gods is a fantastic read.  I just read it this summer, although it came out in April of 2010.  Wilker writes about his unconventional childhood, which involved a hippie mother, a rebelling brother, a dad and boyfriend living under the same roof, and hundreds of baseball cards. 

Wilker tells about how in his later, post-college years, he turned to his old baseball card collection to recall memories of his childhood and all the hours he would spend pouring over his "cardboard gods."

While Wilker tells his life story through different memories evoked by certain baseball cards, I was uplifted and also a little sad. 

The uplifting part was that Wilker went far into his 20s and 30s before realizing what to do with his life (which gives many of us striving writers some hope).  The sad part is that the passion he felt for collecting baseball cards as a youth, the same passion I felt, just isn't there any more.

I remember my brother and I would run up to the nearest Casey's General Store to buy a new pack of cards whenever we scraped up enough money.

I remember pouring over the sports page, just waiting for Northpark Mall in Davenport, Iowa to announce when the next "card show" would be.  We would hit all the good tables at the card shows and always find some hidden gems, while never spending more than one or two dollars per card.

Trading cards was like a sport to us.  We would play basketball for cards.  We would make picks on all the NFL games on Sunday, and whoever got the most correct won the card the other put up for grabs for the week.

Cards were divided into teams, and then players within the teams.  This got more difficult in the free agent era.  When a player was traded or signed by another team, if often meant a whole night rearranging the pages and pages of cards we had in our card books so everything was in current order.

We would criticize the other neighborhood kids who didn't really have a favorite player. One week the kid down the street wanted to trade for all of my David Robinson and Jack McDowell cards because that was his favorite player, the next week it was Gary Payton and Travis Fryman.

Why couldn't he just love someone the way I love Reggie Miller and Kenny Lofton and stick with a player?  It made trading cards seem so much more meaningful if you had a favorite player you wanted to collect.

In other words, collecting and trading cards was a huge part of my youth in the '90s, much as it was for Wilker and other kids in the '70s and '80s.  The difference is this: I collected cards for the pure joy of it, much like Wilker. Many other kids in the '90s, however, saw dollar signs instead of collections.

Beckett magazines were flying off the shelves so people could see how much their card cost.  I remember getting a Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card, and even though I could have taken it to one of my beloved card shows and made a pretty penny for it, it was invaluable to me.

I didn't care what Beckett said, or what the guy at the card show said. To me it was worth millions.

For many kids my age, card collecting became more about how much value their cards had to other collectors, instead of how much value it had to them.  It is a shame, but it is a fact.

This is why card collecting has died a slow death.  Some still collect, sure, but the good cards are out of reach to kids.  They are too expensive and too sought after for their dollar value.

A young Derek Jeter fan can not dream of collecting all of his cards, unless he has rich parents.  Cards are just too expensive.

I still have my card collection.  Thousands and thousands of cards are crammed in my books.  I don't foresee myself ever getting rid of them, no matter the value of the cards themselves.

Many of them have more sentimental value to me than they would to anybody else, regardless of what Beckett says the cost of the card is. 

The Internet and DirecTV have done many great things.

However, one thing they have taken away is the excitement a kid can get from cracking open a new pack of cards and seeing his favorite player staring back at him.

Kids in this day and age can see that player anytime they want, in real time. 

Card collecting just ain't what it used to be, but I am glad I was around to see what it once was. 

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Will Harrison Ford Return For New 'Blade Runner' Films?

News that "Blade Runner" might be headed back to the multiplex in sequel or prequel form was met, at least in an MTV Movies Blog poll last March, with a mixture of excitement, derision, and "Meh, let's wait and see" ambivalence.


I'm conflicted myself, though producers behind the effort seem to be hitting all the right [...]

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Dallas's Dirk Nowitzki shakes off illness to turn the heat on Miami

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? Nowitzki steals show and puts LeBron James in shade

Dirk Nowitzki shook off illness to steer Dallas Mavericks to a series-levelling 86-83 win over the Miami Heat in the NBA finals.

Nowitzki had been struggling with flu in the build-up and although that showed for the first three quarters, he rose to the occasion in the final period, scoring 10 of his 21 points to see his side over the line to draw level 2-2 in the best-of-seven series.

No side have ever come from 3-1 behind to win in the finals but that would have been the challenge facing Dallas, who were 69-65 behind going into the fourth period before their late surge.

In contrast to Nowitzki's show-stealing flourish, the Miami star LeBron James contributed only eight points, a disappointing return as he made just three out of 11 shots.

James maintains his confidence has not dropped as low as his scoring totals in the NBA finals. The two-times MVP said he needed to be more assertive. "I got the ball in the post a few times, and I seen double teams," he said. "I tried to kick it out to guys and they've made shots for us.

"At the same time, I can't let that stop my aggression when they bring two on the ball. I still got to make plays for my team, but also make plays for myself to keep me in the rhythm of the game. I'm confident with my ability. It's about going out there and knocking them down. When you have the opportunity, you have to knock them down."

Dwayne Wade top-scored with 32 points in a losing cause and Chris Bosh added 24 more.

The teams meet again in Game Five on Thursday.


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